Unstable goods

UNSTABLE GOODS MERCH DEPT HQ

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👁 MERCH DEPT. HQ: UNSTABLE GOODSTeam? Bit unstable.
Launch? Ticking.
Products? Slightly odd but wearable.Welcome to the shadow ops division of Fragverse — where tea leaves whisper back and hoodies carry hidden prophecies.This isn’t fashion. It’s functioning prophecy disguised as streetwear.You’re not just buying a mug, you’re joining a field report.
You’re not wearing a tee, you’re broadcasting side-eye in a language only the glitch-aware can read.⸻🧷 Meet the Dept.🧍♂️ The Swerver – Avoids eye contact. Possibly a prophet. Definitely not okay.
👀 The Glitch Recruit – Wears the spiral, carries the frag, and never answers on time.
🔮 The Oracle (Unclassified) – Occasionally correct. Emotionally unavailable. Possibly automated.If you see yourself in them — or them in you — congratulations.You’ve been fragged.
Merch drop loading…
ETA: When the Oracle says so.